Well, I'm a college student,... and basically I'm the only sane person in this insane world, or the other way around, depends on your point of view. Otherwise I'm quite optimistic girl who loves love, (acronyms, innuendoes and smiley faces!) ;)
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Avengers: they really were the last option
Nick Fury: Oh no! LokI! Let's call the X-Men!
Maria Hill: They are on an excursion, laughting at some creationist museum.
Nick Fury: Ok, never mind. Call me Carol Danvers!
Maria Hill: She is away. Like really away. On space.
Nick Fury: Then I want the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver!
Maria Hill: They are on strike. It seems Magneto isn't paying them enough.
Nick Fury: Black Panther?
Maria Hill: Is getting married.
Nick Fury: Hank Pym and Janet van Dyne?
Maria Hill: The same. Well, there are still the Aveng-
Nick Fury: Spiderman! And you can see I am desperate!
Maria Hill: We can't! He is at school. School is important.
Nick Fury: Spider-Woman then.
Maria Hill: She is in France. On a holiday. Paid by us.
Nick Fury: Call me Scott Lang then!
Maria Hill: He asked us not to call him. He is on a date.
Nick Fury: Jack of Hearts?
Maria Hill: He is on Scott Lang's date. I mean, he has a date with Scott Lang.
Nick Fury: Who is left?
Maria Hill: Well, there are the Avengers-
Nick Fury: She-Hulk?
Maria Hill: She has an important case this week and she turned off her cellphone.
Nick Fury: Black Knight?
Maria Hill: He is back in Camelot.
Nick Fury: But it's a silly place!
Maria Hill: Sir, we really have to call someone. There are the Avengers.
Nick Fury: FINE. Let's call the Avengers. But get me the Black Widow too.
- # Avengers
- # marvel
- # maria hill
- # nick fury
- # X-men
- # Carol Danvers
- # Scarlet Witch
- # Quicksilver
- # Magneto
- # Black /anter
- # She-Hulk
- # Black Knight
- # Black Widow
- # hey and what about Rogue???
- # I know she's a part of the X-Men but they could have called her
- # she'd suck Loki's... power and crisis is gone
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Straight girls: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
Gay girls: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
Straight guys: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
Gay guys: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
Everyone: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
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oh my god
Stephen King as “Bachman” the cleaner in Sons of Anarchy. SO PERFECT. He’s such a fuckin’ creep…I love it.
“Where is she?”
“WHERE’S WHO?!”
I want to sleep but I can’t stop watching this brilliant show.
Supergirl and Rogue
X-Men #275
Simply love the fact that everybody is in fullbody costumes and Rogue is only in bikiny or something like that!
Gambit, thief of the subtlest order.
Rogue: “You never give up, do you?”
Gambit: “What kind of thief would I be Chere? An’ look where it’s landed me!”
